Three Umpires were asked how they call a strike in the game of baseball…
Rookie umpire said, “I look inside the strike zone and I call ‘em the way they are”
The experienced umpire said, “After a while I realized the best I could do is call them the way I see them.”
The Master umpire said, “It ain’t nothin’ till I call it.”
Your life isn’t anything until you call it.
Life isn’t hard.
People aren’t jerks.
You aren’t stupid.
Life isn’t anything until you call it.